"You think I know?" Wash asked. "I woke up naked and covered in slime same as you - haven't had a chance to do more than get felt up by creepy ship tentacles and stop by the lockers."

Jayne was acting weird. Weirder than normal, that was - although to be fair, Jayne was usually one of the least weird people on the crew. You could always count on him to be rude or violent, or both. "Sure you too - have you seen Zoe?"