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Badass Freaking Overlord Zetta ([personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord) wrote in [community profile] trans_92010-09-24 09:50 pm

In Which Zetta Is Frustrated By Frustration [[Open]]

Night in the City led the Overlord to discover a grim and horrible truth:

Getting your mope on as a book is pretty darn difficult.

That knowledge frustrated him -- and since the prime source of his frustration was his frustration, it fed into the horrible cycle of irritation that had at last boiled over into a grouchy Overlord perched atop a pillar he'd had his minions haul over specifically for the purpose of perching upon as a suitable location to be a grouch.

The Overlord simply didn't have a nature that lent itself to frustration. From the beginning, he'd set his goal and fought for it -- and had done so for well over thirty thousand years. He had, in fact, achieved a goal beyond that of anyone else in the universe, and it had felt good. Damn good. Like nothing else imaginable!

"And now here I am!" the book said, out loud to the black and empty sky. "It's not being the damn book that bothers me. I can deal with that. I'm still the most badass freakin' Overlord in the cosmos. But give me a damn ENEMY to fight!

"Agh, this sucks!" Zetta made a motion that didn't work as a book, wobbled, and nearly fell off the pillar. Some choice words filled the air in place of his formerly magnificent monologue.

He hated this. He hated feeling frustrated. He hated feeling grumpy. He wouldn't stand for this sort of feeling in someone else! Go out there and DO something, he'd say!

But damn it all, he was already the most badass Overlord to be had! And a book! Where was he supposed to go from here?!

((Edit: Posts in the Giant Rumble thread cover the time period in which Zetta and Nanashi have gone off to brawl; characters who are spying on this should post there. The post in general still remains open.))

[identity profile] bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com 2010-09-27 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeu is Boook. Boook is to rrread, eey-ess? Haow yeu tawwk if yeu is Boook?"

How does a book talk anyway, aside from audio technology? Sniff. Sniff. Nudge.

[identity profile] bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com 2010-09-28 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Eeee. Yeu rrrread Boook?"

Apparently the word "Overlord" and whatever status it brings doesn't mean jack to this little oddity. It doesn't, really. Then again, having laughed in the face of a minor deity at one point...

[identity profile] bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com 2010-09-28 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Haow it do tha-t? It big on in-side? Wha-t it got on in-side?"

Chirp. If he had two eyebrows, he'd make Spock possibly crack an almost-grin at the way his left eyebrow comes up.

[identity profile] bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com 2010-09-28 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Bad....Ahss? Wha-t that be? Ahnd why, if yeu go-t Leahrrrrn, yeu hide it?"

Nevermind that to him, knowledge and wisdom are things to be shared and exchanged...or that he's insatiably curious, possibly too much so for his own good.

[identity profile] bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com 2010-09-28 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
"Prrrride come ah-forrre big fall."

That's all he has to say on Zetta's inflated ego, which is to say, he's not at all impressed.

As for th ebook, that's another page entirely.

"Yeu noh ahsk hell-p?"

[identity profile] bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com 2010-09-28 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Haow yeu know if yeu noh ask? Ahn-d may-bee, if yeu noh go-t big prrride, mohrrrre krrrit-terrr hell-p if yeu ask?"

He's just sayin'. Logically. And, in his odd little way, offering his own assistance. Alas, this also means admitting to this stranger that technically, Renne shouldn't exist, let alone be alive, thinking and sapient.

"Rrrr-enne go-t strrron-g too. Bu-t it noh mean no-thing."

[identity profile] bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com 2010-09-28 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"Man-nah be mah-gic?"

He's just clarifying to be sure since, well. Magic and him don't mix, as was learned during the bomb mission.

[identity profile] bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com 2010-09-28 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Eeee. Rrrr-enne noh go-t mah-gic. Yeu trrry do noh-mah-gic?"

[identity profile] bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com 2010-09-28 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Eee. Wha-t yeu do on Big Ship?"

One last sniffing-at of the talking book and the anomaly sits back on his big feet. He's not weirded out by a speaking book -- he's met some of the craziest things in his travels.

[identity profile] bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com 2010-09-28 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"But yeu is noh Kingh...Noh on Big Ship. Kap-tin be tha-t heerrre. May-bee, Rrrr-enn hell-p yeu go fin-d Kap-tin?"

Squeak. Long as no one spits magic at him, he's quite willing to lend a paw.

Sorry for the slow!fail!

[identity profile] bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com 2010-09-30 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"Eee. Ask, it noh hurrr-t."

He either misses or ignores the dripping sarcasm. Renne speaks only from the logic he perceives as...well, logical and as such, extends the offer. Along with that, he gives the talking book a gentle nosing.

Re: I got patience!

[identity profile] bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com 2010-10-01 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Noh, Rrrr-enne ta-ke yeu to Kap-tin. Yeu tawwk fohrrr self."

Books can't move around by themselves, las he checked.

Re: I got patience!

[identity profile] bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com 2010-10-01 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
"Haow?"

Simple question from a creature many perceive as...well, simple. The laugh? He actually pays no heed to it and simply noses the talking book once more.