"I had my second, Slith, build a catapult, and I worked on getting this bastard hammered. By morning, he'd drank three gallons of hard cider, and didn't show any signs of dropping, so I was thinking my plan wasn't going to work. Luckily for us, he passed out right before the battle started. So, we loaded him into the bowl of the catapult and granted his wish," Kang laughed. "He woke up right before we fired it."

He refilled his own drink. "One thing we didn't expect was a copper dragon to show up, on the enemy's side. We watched that minotaur fly through the air, and land horns-first in the dragon's chest, killing it."