Kang grinned. This story never failed to amuse him. "I fought in a war, several decades ago. It's actually what my kind were created for. Anyways, our human allies treated us like crap, always giving us latrine duty or infantry, since we were just dumb lizardmen. He didn't like the fact that my particular regiment was made up of engineers, so he reassigned us to infantry and gave us a new commander.

"Our new commander was a minotaur who was well-known for leading suicide charges and being the only one to return alive. That night, he gave us some speech about 'opening up great holes in the enemy' and 'being in the heart of the battle'. We couldn't just kill him in his tent that night like we wanted, unfortunately." He chuckled, remembering Slith's comment about roast beef.