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All in the name of SCIENCE! [open]
Dustin had lost track of how long he'd been on this ship. Months, maybe. More than months. Entirely too long at any rate—long enough that a semi-permanent prosthetic, an on-the-spot improvisation that was meant to last him for just under three quarters of a year, was beginning to deteriorate.
Well, not exactly deteriorate, per se. But it was definitely due for some upgrades that would prevent it from deteriorating, or at any rate allow for repairs should the fail-safes give out, thus making it a properly permanent establishment within the ASIS modifications.
This required only one chip. This one chip, Dustin knew already, would cause him quite a few problems.
There was the makeup of the prosthetic itself to account for, firstly, in that he created it for functionality rather than improvement—that way he could continue to use his arm and hand for the delicate tasks that they could perform before getting smashed, such as building—surprise!—computer chips. This required that all of the standard pressure, touch, and heat receptors be rebuilt within the structure, and that all internal circuitry be wired directly to his peripheral nervous system. All of these receptors and wires, therefore, were live, and would receive any negative impact or crushing or probing actions towards the prosthetic as they would in the normal arm. As in, painfully.
Secondly—and relating to the first—Dustin had no way of turning off the prosthetic in order to dig around in the first place. That would, naturally, be one of the primary functions of this ASIS chip he was installing. It was only a matter of getting the damn thing in that would be a problem.
And thirdly, he had to find a good place to undertake this.
At first Dustin thought about holing himself inside his room, which seemed like a good enough plan until he remembered the first two points mentioned above and that, with all the noise that would likely occur as a result, Yoshimi would kick him out for disturbing her reading, or would otherwise force him to go to Medbay and have some random Engineer poke around in it. So then he thought about his forge—and, after remembering that there were customers involved, the City in general—but the only really secluded areas were several hours of walking from the primary opening by the tubes, and if something went wrong that would be another several hours of walking back before he found electricity and medical supplies and someone competent enough to actually help.
There was the Observation Deck, of course, which would work nicely at certain hours and with the right crowd. The only issue there was that the rest of the crew—all of those that didn't frequent the place during the normal hours—would be there later, and those tended to be the most fussy and intrusive people around (or the most insane). Hydroponics seemed likely, but there were the same problems there as there were with the City, compounded with a population of captive alien carnivores that may react negatively to the sound of wounded animals.
That left the Hangar and the Dart. Seeing as the usual inhabitants of that location were competent mechanics or level-headed military types—at least around the Dart's parking area—then they could be commandeered should something go amiss; there were plenty of extra supplies in his ship; and there was even an inbuilt stereo. Perfect.
Visitors to the Hangar might encounter some bizarre sounds added to the background ambiance of rumbling motors and Stacy's pulse. Faint music, some sort of upbeat partying tune from the twenties, cackled and blared its distortions from the hull of a sleek black spaceship within a crowd of fighters. And through the open airlock, prosthetic arm firmly strapped to a thin working surface next to a mountain of tools, wires and soldering material, Dustin could be heard groaning into an improvised overcoat pillow against the wall whilst he steadily undid another screw.
Well, not exactly deteriorate, per se. But it was definitely due for some upgrades that would prevent it from deteriorating, or at any rate allow for repairs should the fail-safes give out, thus making it a properly permanent establishment within the ASIS modifications.
This required only one chip. This one chip, Dustin knew already, would cause him quite a few problems.
There was the makeup of the prosthetic itself to account for, firstly, in that he created it for functionality rather than improvement—that way he could continue to use his arm and hand for the delicate tasks that they could perform before getting smashed, such as building—surprise!—computer chips. This required that all of the standard pressure, touch, and heat receptors be rebuilt within the structure, and that all internal circuitry be wired directly to his peripheral nervous system. All of these receptors and wires, therefore, were live, and would receive any negative impact or crushing or probing actions towards the prosthetic as they would in the normal arm. As in, painfully.
Secondly—and relating to the first—Dustin had no way of turning off the prosthetic in order to dig around in the first place. That would, naturally, be one of the primary functions of this ASIS chip he was installing. It was only a matter of getting the damn thing in that would be a problem.
And thirdly, he had to find a good place to undertake this.
At first Dustin thought about holing himself inside his room, which seemed like a good enough plan until he remembered the first two points mentioned above and that, with all the noise that would likely occur as a result, Yoshimi would kick him out for disturbing her reading, or would otherwise force him to go to Medbay and have some random Engineer poke around in it. So then he thought about his forge—and, after remembering that there were customers involved, the City in general—but the only really secluded areas were several hours of walking from the primary opening by the tubes, and if something went wrong that would be another several hours of walking back before he found electricity and medical supplies and someone competent enough to actually help.
There was the Observation Deck, of course, which would work nicely at certain hours and with the right crowd. The only issue there was that the rest of the crew—all of those that didn't frequent the place during the normal hours—would be there later, and those tended to be the most fussy and intrusive people around (or the most insane). Hydroponics seemed likely, but there were the same problems there as there were with the City, compounded with a population of captive alien carnivores that may react negatively to the sound of wounded animals.
That left the Hangar and the Dart. Seeing as the usual inhabitants of that location were competent mechanics or level-headed military types—at least around the Dart's parking area—then they could be commandeered should something go amiss; there were plenty of extra supplies in his ship; and there was even an inbuilt stereo. Perfect.
Visitors to the Hangar might encounter some bizarre sounds added to the background ambiance of rumbling motors and Stacy's pulse. Faint music, some sort of upbeat partying tune from the twenties, cackled and blared its distortions from the hull of a sleek black spaceship within a crowd of fighters. And through the open airlock, prosthetic arm firmly strapped to a thin working surface next to a mountain of tools, wires and soldering material, Dustin could be heard groaning into an improvised overcoat pillow against the wall whilst he steadily undid another screw.

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He picked up on the music after a while, following the sound through the rows of ships to a cluster of what looked like combat frames. The dark ship docked in their midst stood out and not just because it seemed to currently be doubling as a stereo. He circled until he found the source, stopping in front of the airlock and taking in the scene inside; it looked messy. Arms crossed, he waited until the man inside removed the tool from his arm before saying anything.
"I was under the impression that operating on yourself was something you did when you weren't somewhere with a perfectly functional medical wing."
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He was a robot.
Other days and other encounters would see Dustin pondering how this creation worked, possibly plotting how to get a look inside its chassis (this sounds dirty but you know what I mean), because hell, sentient machinery that isn't a construct of the ship itself, how did that happen I wonder? But right now Dustin wasn't in the inquiring mood. As a matter of fact he wasn't in much of any mood for anything.
"'S a different sort of operation." The genius dragged his functioning hand to the work surface, burrowing his head into his overcoat as he wiggled away the radial plating. He didn't get very far along.
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"You're prying open your arm. I think that still counts," he shot back, moving up to the airlock to get a better view and resisting the knee-jerk reaction to just take over. "What are you trying to do? Aside from possibly finding a very creative way to pass out."
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"They wouldn't know where to start." He gave up on trying to ease off the covering and reached for a pair of needle-nose pliers, but hesitated, clearly unnerved about continuing with an audience. Instead he brought up his hand to swipe away the clumps of hair glued to his brow and affixed the robot with a level stare. "You wouldn't know where to start. So why are you still here?"
Dodging questions was never a skill Dustin became fluent in.
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A pause. He stared right back at Dustin. "Look, there's a reason you don't usually hear about one handed surgeons. I may not know the part number for your ulna, but I do know how to remove plating."
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"I don't care. You're not—" The pliers wedging open a vacant notch slipped, scraping past sensor nodules like glass through arteries. Dustin hissed and tensed, biting into his overcoat. "—not touching my arm. G-Go away."
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Shifting into a better position, he reached over and pushed Dustin's one functional arm out of the way. On his own free hand, the mechanics along the underside of his wrist moved to produce a thin, hooked pick. It was handy in keeping wire bundles out of the way or in this case, providing some leverage. The tip of the hook slipped into the notch Dustin has been trying to wedge up and he worked the plating up.
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Then there was a robot prying open his arm.
The genius yelled and sputtered, immediately trying to pull away, but he'd sealed his own fate by strapping in his prosthetic to a very much unmoving platform and thereafter quickly realized that he wasn't going anywhere. Instead Dustin settled with trying to jam those needle-nose pliers underneath Ratchet's outer shell and letting out a continuous stream of profound curses.
On the plus side his arm didn't hurt as much, as that hook was doing a good job of wedging open the prosthesis’s plating while avoiding the sensory nodules underneath. It would probably go a bit faster if Dustin wasn't struggling so much, but, you know. Good luck with that.
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He swatted at the offending tool with his free hand, trying to make a bid for yanking it out of the humans grip. "I've got a laser scalpel in my index finger- don't make me use it." And he gave a twist and a tug on the plating, intending to pop it.
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Dustin howled with pain and screwed his eyes shut, falling blissfully silent as he tried to catch his breath.
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He wasn't going to say that the human deserved it because, really, no one deserved to have their 'skin' peeled back like that, but goodness. That was an impressive fuss he'd put up. Supporting the panel with one hand, he retracted the hook and replaced it with a thin nozzle. The spray was cool- a dampening agent that was good for spot numbing mechanical sensors.
"Do you feel better now that you've got that out of your system?"
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"%#$* you."
And Dustin dropped the pliers in favor of clutching his shoulder, steadily numbing as it was, and curling the rest of him against the wall while he waited for the shock to wear off.
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He took the time while Dustin was passive and more or less quiet to inspect the workings of the arm itself that he could see without moving anything. The workmanship was remarkably advanced for a human and while it was possible that someone else on the ship had done this for him, he doubted it. At the same time, it was apparent that this was something of a patch job; good, but not perfect.
"Did you build this yourself?" He peered closer. There were a couple of connection points that could stand to be reinforced...
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In the meantime the genius had sufficiently recovered, more or less with his dignity still intact (he'd made a few good dents in Ratchet's armor, yeah?), and though he wanted nothing more than to pick up those pliers and have another go at the robot's face for putting him through this, he was also aware that this wasn't a terribly threatening encounter. The machine wasn't deliberately harming him, and judging from the equipment concealed in his fingers he was actually built for these sorts of situations. Then again, so was any licensed surgeon, and Dustin certainly didn't trust any of them.
"...Yeah." He eyed Ratchet wearily and gave a slight flinch as he moved in closer. "What's it to you?"
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"You did a good job," he answered frankly. "Please tell me this isn't what you do for regular maintenance, though. You build a robotic arm and can't even give yourself an access panel that's not covered in sensory nodes?"
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"I was a bit short on planning time." In other words, it was extraordinarily difficult to plan for a massive interdimensional alien invasion and the consequent reliance on a makeshift piece of equipment for well past its warranty date whilst half-drugged and in traction. He'd at least planned to have Clay around for when this procedure actually took place. As much as he hated to admit it.
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"Upgrades." The scruffy genius paused to reconsider, already realizing that such a simple answer would not satiate this robot's apparently persistent personality. "Mainly ones that will keep me from having to go through this again."
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Fortunately, she's feeling particularly exuberant today, so she has gone on a quest of epic proportions in order to find--and likely bother--said boyfriend thing. Also fortunately, she's fairly certain she knows where he is, which makes it less a quest of epic proportions, and more a mildly exhilarating stroll.
First, she checks his forge, and crosses it off the list hidden in her pink-thatche head. Then, she ambles through Engineering and Neuropathy, crosses those off, checks the Mess (in the unlikely event that he has chosen to eat without her prompting for once in his scruffy life), and shuffles down to the Hangar.
From outside the Dart, she's a little baffled to hear him making peculiar noises, because he usually works silently, and...what the Hell would he be doing by himself when he--nevermind, not going there. We'll just let her bafflement continue without further examining it.
She knocks on the hull of the ship, and when he doesn't seem to be replying or shouting for her to &*$% off or some such, she opens the door to find him poking around in his arm, and her little eyes light up a little greedily.
"Have I ever told you how much I want to know how that thing works?" She pads over, flashing a mildly concerned look at him for the moaning and groaning in what certainly sounds more like pain than--uh, well, what sounds like pain from in here, but choosing to ignore his pain in favor of letting the Ultimate Mechanics Dork squealing in the back of her head take over her motor and mental functions.
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Dustin glanced sharply upward, stiffening as Yoshimi entered his temporarily expanded personal bubble and, like the oh-so-compassionate girlfriend he was used to, immediately decided that she wanted to know how his prosthetic worked. Well, Yoshimi, you'll be happy to see that said prosthetic has been mostly dismembered just below the humeral junction and is now a mess of stray wires, electrical insulation, and sensory nodes sparking in protest against the outer plating upon which they are attached, dangling like the brittle roots of a loose tooth right before it pops off and makes a big mess on some poor child's dinner plate. They would, similarly, be what was causing Dustin so much grief currently; at least he'd gotten off the main casing. Just two more to go! Joy of all joys!
"No." Dustin shuddered an exhale of relief—at least it was Yoshimi and not some psychotic stranger like his paranoid self kept expecting—and began gingerly clearing away insulation with a pair of plastic tweezers. "Now's not the best time, either."
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"I'll be quiet," she says, too busy cataloguing wires and junctures and loose components to arch a skeptical brow at him as she usually would. "I don't need you to walk me through it to figure out its mechanics." Which is fairly true, though, knowing him, he's come up with some brilliant, more efficient way of rigging some infinitesimal part of it that she won't understand by sight alone. She'll deal with it when the time comes.
Unfortunately, this vow of silence lasts only a few minutes. That's one of the downsides to her being as close to comfortable with him as she is--words come easily to her when she's relaxed, and even more easily when she's intent on something that isn't her own social anxiety.
"What exactly are you doing, anyway?"
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There was also having Yoshimi asking him entirely too many questions while he was trying to work, but at least in that case Dustin could just ignore her. Which he did. Mostly.
"Upgrades."
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...right?
She just hopes she doesn't stop being able to recognize things anytime soon, because as the Chick from the Future, that would be embarrassing.
Tucking hair behind her ear, she settles herself more comfortably in an out-of-the-way corner from which she has a decent view of his workspace, expression vacillating between blank-faced concentration and something that almost resembles boredom, only less bored-looking. She almost sincerely hopes that her presence isn't bothering him, except that it very well may be bothering him, and she doesn't plan on leaving now that she knows what he's doing.
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Although it should be noted that Dustin didn't expect Yoshimi to recognize everything inside that arm of his. He'd made it from scratch, after all. The only person he expected to recognize its parts in detail was himself.
"...Would you prefer the..." A pause as he steadied his hand, which was badly shaking and in danger of disturbing sensory wires within the insulation. "...abridged but slightly more informative version?"
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See him glaring at you through the open door like some sort of heavy-browed deer in the headlights.
"I'm a little busy, Major."
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"I want to talk with you about your responsibilities aboard this ship."
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"What about them?"
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"I understand that you work in engineering, but does anyone besides your little girlfriend actually give a damn?"
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"I do whatever I think is necessary to keep everyone's ass relatively unscathed. That keeps me busy enough."
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"No one notices when you skip work, because you don't actually work for anyone, or on anything worth monitoring," she pointed out, knowing that it meant he had no oversight. He wasn't working for anyone or any group, but he was working, so no one bothered him, each assuming he was under the purview of someone else. It was a fine example of the lack of structure in this fleshy shithouse.
It was a waste of his skill.
"How would you like to do something that actually matters?"
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Dustin remained silent, instead returning to his current task of splitting open that one bundle of wires. The three or four layers of cables within the radial unit bore a disturbing semblance to tendons, which hardly stopped him from taking a box knife to the humeral juncture and the transition chips within.
"I'm sure you have plenty of suggestions for me."
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"I'd like to offer you a job."
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"Of course you do. What is it?"
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"Or you can continue to work on your own. 'Whatever you think is necessary,' right?"
She was smiling; it wasn't a pleasant smile.
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That was in his prime, of course. It had been some time since Dustin had last engaged in such activities, at least back on Earth; proportionally speaking he'd reached middle-age three years ago, and in his 'retirement' of writing patents and traveling the world on light vigilante work he'd gone brittle. His failures upon the ship were testaments to his increasing frailty. In time, Dustin would no longer be able to actively protect those that required his services. He would become just another civilian, body useless because he was trapped in his mind.
Dustin refused to let this happen.
"...What would you have your engineer do?"
derp derp, I'm so sorry
It would take very little to miss Dustin's record- but the Major had been paying attention, and she had sharp eyes and a perfect recall. He was faltering- his home grown cyberization wasn't going to be enough, any more. It was that same deterioration that had given her Bouma. Once, he'd been a gun-runner, working both sides of the war while his own damn legs fell out from under him. When she'd taken him on, it had afforded him an upgrade.
Not that Motoko would trust anyone in medical to run cyberization surgery on a living human. Even the best doctor they had was only a single step above medieval.