http://brainy-bot.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] brainy-bot.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] trans_92009-04-22 06:37 pm

Poking around the ship...

Brainiac 5 was still uncertain what exactly was going on here (though rest assured that he intended to find out sooner rather than later), as what he had learned so far hadn't been particularly enlightening. But what he did know was that, according to his devices, there were two other Legionnaires somewhere close by. Obviously the most logical step now was to meet up with them and try to organise some sort of plan of action. Hopefully they would turn out to be someone competent and useful, such as Superman and Kell-El, though considering his circumstances so far, he wasn't terribly optimistic about that.

Following the signal brought him into a large hall, obviously designed for eating judging from the number of tables and chairs set around the place. As he entered, he passed by what appeared to be a large eye set into the wall. It must have initiated some kind of scan, as next a tray with some sort of substance he supposed was food was deposited nearby. Though he wasn't entirely hungry - his body was much more efficient at storing energy than those of non-Coluans - he took it anyway, deciding that he may require the extra energy sooner rather than later.

Now if only he could find the signal he'd been following...

[identity profile] girl-of-steel.livejournal.com 2009-04-28 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
Kara watches the two Brainys. Part of her wants to ask B5 what he's doing, but realizing that he's probably as smart as her Brainy, she decides not to. "Just curious. Sometimes it has this effect on machines and stuff." She squeezes her Brainy's shoulder encouragingly, wanting to comfort him. She knows its not easy having another one of him here. She wonders if this is what Power Girl had gone through.

And if that was the case...

Oh man.

That put B5 in her shoes.

Dammit.

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-04-28 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
... whut.

"What--what--what did you--you mechanized moron! I've been working on that for days!"

[identity profile] girl-of-steel.livejournal.com 2009-04-28 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
Blink.

Blink blink blink.

Blink.

She turns to look at her Brainy, waiting to see what his reaction is...and waiting to see if she needs to stop him from going all beasty style on B5.

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-04-28 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
"That isn't--"

You can see his eyes darting as he follows along, making the calculations in his head.

"You can't just--"

More calculating.

Damn. Damn damn damn damn damn!

"..."

Maaaaan.

"Ah."

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-04-28 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
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"No!" He continues on, with a calmer voice, "I mean, no. Most of my work is finished. And...I would have thought of that, if I'd had time to focus, by the way."

Now he's surreptitiously...hiding things. Half-finished plans and mini-projects, like an insecure artist hiding his half-finished work so a visiting artistic rival couldn't judge it before it was done.

"Perhaps you should start telling me about your versions of the Legion and Colu, so we can understand the divergences."

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-04-28 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
"Were your Coluans always a technological race or did they convert from organic to inorganic forms?"

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-04-28 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
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Brainy's face twitched with thinly-veiled disgust.

"That sounds positively barbaric."

It just sounds gross. Body horror kinda thing. He may be the father of sentient machine life, but he'd never want anymore tech grafted to him than he already has.
Edited 2009-04-28 09:09 (UTC)

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-04-28 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
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"It may be acceptable in your culture, but I still find it barbaric to force a sentient being to undergo any dramatic change in physical form while they're still developing, rather than letting them choose such a change when they've reached full maturity. And for your information--"

Oh man, it's on. It's--

"--my version of Colu is backwards."

It's fighty time, he's gonna...

Wait, he's gonna agree?

"They're technologically stagnant and have been so for a thousand years, they eschew the applied sciences in favor of pure theory--theory that they never do anything with unless they've solicited a hundred safety reviews first. They're scientifically timid, terrified and hateful of anything more intelligent than themselves, and morally bankrupt, if their attempts to destroy other civilizations rather than allow themselves to be outstripped in intellect by other forms of life are any indication."

He shoots his counterpart a daring look.

"It seems to me that you grew up in a more advanced society with physical augmentations to supplement your natural capabilities. Shortcuts. I grew up on a fusty, stagnant rock overburdened with pompous imbecilic apes that were in love with bureaucracy, terrified of my capabilities, and tried to fetter my potential at every turn. I think it's fair to say that I've done very well for myself, considering, and therefore, I would appreciate it if you ceased with the unwarranted--and quite frankly unearned--condescension."
Edited 2009-04-28 09:37 (UTC)

[identity profile] girl-of-steel.livejournal.com 2009-04-28 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it hot in here? "Great. So now that we're done with comparing the sizes of our big, thick, nerdy brains, let's move on," she says, looking between the two of them. She looks at B5. "And I'm sorry if I've been a bit of a jerk to you. You're new and the ship trusts you and my first reaction shouldn't have been to attack you." She's apologizing. That doesn't mean she'll be all buddy-buddy with the guy.

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-04-29 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
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"And I--I apologize for my instinctual reaction being attack, as well," Brainy says, "I had intended to simply restrain you long enough to answer my queries. After facing the first Brainiac and...and the one before me, I am perhaps overly cautious concerning those that seem to be from the family line. To date, in my universe, barring Brainiac 2--who is, at the very least, ruthless, if not entirely immoral--I am the only Brainiac that hasn't been a supervillain or otherwise deluded and insane."

There is a subtle gesture of his hand, as if to say 'carrying on...'

"In my universe, Coluans are still entirely organic--barring artificial organ replacement, of course, though it's rarely needed with cloned organs. They are, as I've said, rather stagnant, due to an incident with the original Brainiac that occurred in the past."

One he's responsible for, actually, but he leaves that part out.

"Such an incident occurred shortly after Colu was freed from the reign of the Computer Tyrants, inorganic lifeforms that controlled all aspects of Coluan life. They were aided and abetted by the original Brainiac, whose intelligence was upgraded to a level 12 intelligence in reward. His cloned son Vril Dox II, the ruthless Brainiac I spoke of, was his assistant and from what I've gathered in my research of the family and experience with it during my stay in the past, treated something like a slave. Eventually he turned against his father and helped free Colu from the Computer Tyrants, though at a great loss of innocent life. I am descended from his line."

He goes on, "Because of this, and the later incident with Brainiac, Coluans are both highly prejudiced against technological lifeforms, and technologically stagnant. Though our technology is vastly more advanced than that of many other worlds, there is no growth, and they regard things that advance past those constraints...aberrant in nature."
Edited 2009-04-29 03:19 (UTC)

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-04-29 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
"My Legion was founded by Livewire, Comic Boy, and Saturn Girl when they all happened to be on board a shuttle with entrepreneur R.J. Brande. They saved his life from an attempted assassination, and seeing them work together despite differences between their peoples made him devise the concept of the Legion. He provided the original funding and proposed the idea to them and then to the UP government."

He goes on, "Of course, they immediately ran roughshod over his and the Founders' initial concept of the Legion and forced a draft into place of all UP planets. I was Colu's representative, though the prospect of their well-furnished lab lured me in, initially."

He adds, honestly, "...That and the prospect of imprisonment for draft-dodging were enough to make me join. Eventually, we managed to get the draft abolished and maintained autonomy. We're a recognized power in the UP government, although certainly independent from it, called in to assist for issues beyond the Science Police's expertise, dedicated to the preservation of peaceful sentient life."

He adds, with certainty, "I would imagine the function of your own Legion is probably similar, if not identical--we have encountered alternate Legions during crises in the past, and most, despite differences, seemed to be dedicated to the same cause."
Edited 2009-04-29 05:40 (UTC)

[identity profile] girl-of-steel.livejournal.com 2009-04-29 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
My father sent me to Earth to kill Kal-El.

"Well, my parents sent me to Earth after Kal-El to take care of him. He was only a baby and I was the age I am now. But, Krypton exploded, and I got stuck in a chunk of the planet and just orbited around until I landed on Earth like thirty-some years later..." She smiles uncomfortably. "No one except Kal and Diana and a couple of others believed I was me though. Except for the bad guys. Darkseid and Luthor both wanted their hands on me."

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-04-29 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
"It's entirely possible your version of Superman simply never had a cousin, or she died during Krypton's destruction. You also met Kon-El, who is indeed Superman's clone. Well, perhaps I should be more accurate--he's his half-clone. Half of his DNA comes from Superman, the rest was grafted human DNA to stabilize it. He was an honorary member of the Legion for a time, and when he was trapped in the future, he was made an active member."


[identity profile] girl-of-steel.livejournal.com 2009-04-29 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
"Great," Kara says, "they made a Super-Bat."

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-04-29 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Brainy actually laughs. He has met Batman, after all, when in the past.

"Superboy is... rambunctious. Unpredictable. But he's been invaluable, at times. Kara here is much the same. I never had the chance to work with her before our stay on the ship, but she was of tremendous benefit to the crew during the Yeerk crisis."

He carefully avoids looking at her as he says that.

"There are actually quite a few heroes from our world, or others that are similar, like your own. Most of them are rather young, which is an odd trend. Blue Beetle is one of them, then there's Terry McGinnis, who seems to be some incarnation of Batman who was just as invaluable during the previously mentioned crisis, as well as Robin, one of Superboy's team-mates from the 31st century, is also a very effective hero. The Legion's worked with him and the other Titans, and he was a great assistance in the past when we were trying to stop C.O.M.P.U.--er, trying to deal with a conflict then."
Edited 2009-04-29 07:35 (UTC)