"Right, well, anyone who laughs at unicorns has clearly never met one, because they are evil vicious horses with swords on their hea-- aaaah, okay, I have a hat. Anyway, even if none of that were true about unicorns, it's all canceled out by the fact that you have a battle tank." Wyn has also met real unicorns... it's fairly safe to assume that they didn't like her much.