cityship: (Stacy--Main AI)
cityship ([personal profile] cityship) wrote in [community profile] trans_92009-01-12 02:05 am

The Albino Menace!

In the pod chambers, there is a late release, a hideous creature that crawls its way out of the slime and gasps for air, confused. A horrible monster, its species known for its barbarity, spreading disease, and occasionally, for being cannibalistic.

It's a pestiferous beast, a hideous--and intelligent--monster and after getting a suit and its tangled fur cleaned up by Stacy, it quickly goes on the hunt.

There are smells all over, some of them very strange, and the overall smell of this...thing, the creature is in, but there is one it zeroes in on.

One scent.

Its prey.

It moves, running along the ground on all fours, jumping and clinging to outcroppings on the walls. It finds its prey in a large room full of people, looking at the little square in his hand, but despite the people present, the strangers there, it will not be denied.

It zeroes in...and then LEAPS!

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
He doesn't say 'lovely home' or the like. Merely looks around with what appears to be mild disinterest. He is looking though, at the pictures of a girl with freckles and a darker-skinned girl. They're young and they're apparently on some sort of beach, fishing. It appears that the girl with freckles has caught a boot and the other is laughing at her.

The actual setup of the house doesn't interest him much.

But the photographs...

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
The pictures on the walls are mostly scenery. An island at sunset. Boats in a marina. A house on stilts. A city in the desert.

The mantelpiece is where all the human photographs are. The dark-skinned girl doesn't appear again, but the same girl with freckles shows up, about 10 years older, arm-in-arm with Allen in front of their house. There's a beautiful, professional portrait of them at their wedding. They're both covered in cake and making faces.

There's a scruffy-looking older man with a mustache like a broom, his arm around a middle-aged woman with twinkling eyes and a pantsuit Martha Stewart would covet like nobody's business. Allen and a teenage kid are in the same picture, the kid's smile a forced wince, like he'd much rather be off playing video games or sitting in a diner with his pals than posing for a portrait with his family. Allen's doing the enthusiasm a bit more convincingly.

There's a portrait of Irene again, with a dark-skinned woman who is probably her mother, Allen and his brother playing chess (Allen is winning), a fierce-looking blond woman in a martial arts stance, a teenage girl with too much eye makeup holding a conversation, apparently, with a potted plant. Lots of pictures.

The refrigerator shuts in the background, and Allen tosses a half-empty cardboard pizza box on the bar in the kitchen. "Nutritious sludge in cold pizza form. Ni-hi-hiiice. Want some?"

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, but a closer look at the picture of the dark-skinned girl reveals it's that annoyingly loud girl with the scythe, just a little younger. The others are--

Why is he bothering looking at this?

He grimaces at the suggestion of pizza. "Not particularly. I'm not overly fond of food that tastes like it's derived from Imskian hatch sealant."

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Because they're awesome, that's why.

"I don't know what that means." Allen is already munching on his slice. "But there's also beef stew and leftover fried rice in the fridge, fruit's on top of the fridge, and the pantry's stocked. Help yourself."

He pops the top on a beer. "No alcohol for you, though."

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't consume intoxicating beverages or any other illicit substances. They dull the mind," said Brainy.

"Stacy, provide me turlish pâté."

Something that looks like cheesecake covered in green stuff appears in a little dish with something that looks almost sort of like a fork.

He takes his little dish and sits at the table, then delicately tucks in, his eyes briefly closing in something akin to bliss for a moment, before continuing eating, acting as if that didn't happen.

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
"What, like you can't afford it?" Allen raises his eyebrows at the cheesecake stuff. "Man, whole pate. Pricey stuff."

Allen gnaws on his pizza crust happily. "The matrix is telling my brain this is whole wheat pizza crust. Haha."

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
"I would notice the difference in processing capacity, even if it was minute," Brainy answers, "and this not particularly extravagant. It's a common dish. Made from a vegetable substance not unlike soy."

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
"You never just kick back, do you?" Allen does, as he works his way through the half-pizza, apparently intent on eating the whole thing. "Can I try?"

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes, because human cultural norms can be easily applied to other species," Brainy says sarcastically, finding another dish, and scraping off some of it into the dish (with a clean fork), before handing it over and going back to his own food.

"You say that without even knowing what members of my species do to relax--or if they do at all."

'They.' Not 'we.'

The pate probably tastes like it looks, a bland, bland cheesecake-like substance with a slight beet-ey flavor to it. It's good in the way macaroni and cheese or mashed potatoes are good--it's not particularly flavorful, just familiar (to him) and filling.

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
"So what do you do to relax? You, not them."

The shape at least is giving Allen ideas, because a piece of real cheesecake appears on the table beside the pizza box. He picks it up and starts tucking away at it.

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Grife. He had thought he could get around that with question-dodging.

"I genuinely enjoy my work. I work on more private projects in my lab."

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Funny how that doesn't work with smart humans.

"Cool. Tell me more."

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
"They only superficially resemble all the other projects in my lab."

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, but what are you into? Biology, chemistry, engineering, all three, some alien science I've never heard of . . .? Which is your favorite?"

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Particle physics. Wormhole physics. Engineering, of course, but being the practical application of the sciences, that crosses over into the other disciplines. Though I dabble wherever I find interest. Biology and chemistry are my team-mate Lyle Norg's particular specialties, though I certainly have enough working knowledge of them to be skilled in those fields."

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"Wormhole physics, huh? Check this out."

Allen goes around the bar and back into the kitchen, opening the cabinet beneath the sink. Curiously, he has to undo a padlock on the door before he can open it.

"It doesn't function here, but Stacy includes it in the simulations, I guess for accuracy's sake. I've been studying it at home, but there wasn't much in the way of similar studies for me to refer to, so I'm basically having to invent this new branch of physics by myself in order to figure out how it works."

He points underneath the sink, where a visual representation of an inter-dimensional portal swirls with a soft, pervasive hum into the ether.

"Soundproofing the door wasn't as hard."

[identity profile] cabbage-butt.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oooh, an omni-dimensional focal point." Brainy starts poking around.

"Very unusual placement--gaping tears in the fabric of reality usually aren't caused by kitchen fixtures, but I'm sure you understand that."
Edited 2009-02-06 23:07 (UTC)

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"The Powers that Be stuck it there and pulled my wife out of retirement to be its keeper. We have a contact who explains these sorts of things to us, but as a being of the ether, he's less about solid science and more about metaphor-heavy Charges of Duty."

Allen leans against the counter. "Like I said, I already tried to see if it functions in the Sensorium, but no dice. You can be sure I'm trawling the Media Lab for relevant studies, though. I helped design a trans-planar device once, but that was with a lot of help, and only between two specific focal points. This one's a bit more complex. But as far as I can tell for now, similar tech is our best bet for getting off this ship and back to our homes."