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[ihasvision.livejournal.com]

Shawn had been stuck under the forcefield for who knows how long. He hadn't eaten in hours, and he was almost at his breaking point.

"I've got a lovely bunch of pineapples. Here they are a-standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head..."

Correction. He had already reached it.

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[ihasvision.livejournal.com]

"Because, again, I've been here for hours and now I'm talking to one of the kids from Children of the Corn."

[demon-alessa.livejournal.com]

This Alessa didn't understand.

"What does my appearence have to do with maize?"

[ihasvision.livejournal.com]

"It's not- it's-" Shawn sighed. "Why am i even talking about this to someone who's probably a figment of my imagination anyways?"

[demon-alessa.livejournal.com]

Alessa pinched his arm-hard. "Is that enough to lessen that frame of thought? Now explain the corn comment, and how I resemble its children."

[ihasvision.livejournal.com]

"It's a movie about creepy ass children that worship a monster that lives in a cornfield." Shawn explained. "That's pretty much it."

[demon-alessa.livejournal.com]

Alessa smiled. "Well that would certainly be wrong then. I would more likely be the one that either rallied up the children to begin with, or at least be the monster they were worshipping in the first place. Call a spade a spade."

[ihasvision.livejournal.com]

"Uhhuh. Well, normally I'd run away screaming my head off, but forcefield, so it's just gonna have to be one out of two."

Shawn proceeds to scream like a little girl.

[demon-alessa.livejournal.com]

Well. That really was actually very funny. So funny in fact that Alesa passed through the forcefield and gave Shawn a kiss on the cheek.

"You can start running now if you feel its necessary."