Greet the (New) Meat! (no, don't eat them!)

[cityship]

By hook or by crook or by avoiding hook and crook, the crew assembled from the previous podpops eventually made it up to the Living Area to greet their new crew mates. The creepy sculpture was also there, though less to greet them than it was always there.

The strange, fleshy seating had multiplied. You really, really don't want to know how.

Comments

[stingslikeali.livejournal.com]

"...oh great. It;s the schizophrenic one. Someone explain to me why it was a goo idea to release this nutjob?"

[crazychanger.livejournal.com]

"Oho. Vezzy funny, Autobot-did they let you out vithout a keeper again?"
Blitzwing really isn't in the mood for such banter, having just been spat out into a very new experience and still adjusting.
But he's not ready to go into all-out trigger-happy mode. Yet.

[stingslikeali.livejournal.com]

"Hey, at least I'm not the one who got off the assembly line with a few to many bolts missing."

[crazychanger.livejournal.com]

"Oohaha! At least I'm not short! Shorty shorty shorty!"
Random had obviously taken control at this point.
"If ve're short, you're still shorter!" the triplechanger giggled insanely. This was about the point where most people would back away slowly or flat out run away, but then again Bumblebee was at least mildly accustomed to Blitzwing's behavior.

[stingslikeali.livejournal.com]

"I may be short, but unlike you, I'm not slow, ugly, and dumber than a bag of rocks. I mean, come on, how stupid do you have to be to change into a tank in midair?"

[crazychanger.livejournal.com]

"If I am so slow and dumb, zen how come I kicked your collective afts?"* Blitzwing crosses his arms. He's starting to become very annoyed with the little yellow pest, but he's not sufficiently infuriated enough to allow Hothead to run rampant.
(*see 'Rise of the Constructicons' for what incident Blitz is referring to. :D)

[stingslikeali.livejournal.com]

"Hey, something has to compensate fro everything that sucks about you. Unfortunately for us it had to be your strength. And even that didn't help you when you picked a fight with Omega Supreme, did it?"

[crazychanger.livejournal.com]

Blitzwing was beginning to lose his temper, but managed to suppress the urge to punch the little yellow Autobot's face in.
"I'd like to see you do better, Autobot" the triplechanger spat. "Zat monstrosity vas ten times bigger zan me! Besides," the Decepticon continued, "it's not like you're particularly good at anything now...especially since zat blue Autobot showed up..."
(Blue Autobot=Blurr. Yeah. :D)

[stingslikeali.livejournal.com]

"No, see, I wouldn't have been dumb enough to pick a fight with him in the first place.. And hey, I might not be the fastest there is, but I can still run circles around you."

[crazychanger.livejournal.com]

Now that tore it.
The cannons loaded with a click and Hothead was very ready to blast the Autobot into oblivion.
Blam went the cannons and then the shots fired went astray, mainly because there was a sudden ZAP and a nice big helping of white hot PAIN.

"OW!"

||Violence towards podmates is not permitted. Blitzwing, you have received your first warning. Further incidents will result in Violations. 15 Violations will result in Punishment.||

[stingslikeali.livejournal.com]

"YES! It worked! You ot your slagging behind whooped Blitzy!"

[crazychanger.livejournal.com]

"Very funny," Blitzwing grumbled, pulling himself up off the floor once he'd sufficiently recovered from the shock the tentacles had given him. "You knew zat vas coming, didn't you? Did anyvun else try to slag your annoying aft?"

[stingslikeali.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, Screamer tried it, and failed."

[crazychanger.livejournal.com]

"Ah. Zat does seem...typical of him. I really need to learn to control mein temper..."
Blitzwing brushed himself off. "...Hm. How big is zis...ship?"

[stingslikeali.livejournal.com]

"At least big enough to have an entire city in it."

[crazychanger.livejournal.com]

"...Ah."
Blitzwing was all out of surprise by now. Most of that had been used up down in the Pod Caverns, and a little was reserved for seeing Bumblebee and Starscream.
"Does zis place have any sort of map?"
He seems to have settled down. Maybe it's just his relief at seeing a familiar face, even if it is an annoying one.