It takes Jamie a long time before he takes the stage. First, someone has to explain to him what karaoke is, and then actually convince him to try it out. Eventually, though, he does go up. However, when he sees the lyrics that have been provided for him, his eyes go wide and he attempts to flee. It's too late for poor Jamie, though, and he clears his throat nervously before starting to sing.

Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share
He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet
And he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

Ring-ding-diddle-liddle-I-de-o, ring-di-diddley-I-o
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street...

He is beet red by the time he finishes the song.