"Dunno what the rule is about songs we wrote ourselves, but me and Rufus are gonna sing ours anyways."

"Yo', listen up, have a holla from Ron.
'Naked Mole Rap' is the name of the song. (Word!)
Here's the story, in all it's glory.
Ain't hidin' nothin', you'll know what the truth is, how Ron met Rufus.
Never heard a cat bark,
Never heard a puppy purr,
My dad's allergic to every kind of fur.
So I surfed for hairless pets on the internet,
Saw a jpeg of a pink thing...
Gonna need sunscreen!"