"I can tell you're not from a version of Earth where I'm alive. If you were, you'd already know I'm a walking abnormality. Not just how much, but enough to go 'Hey, it's that guy! You know, the one who's been on the cover of GQ on account of how devastatingly handsome he is along with being the most brilliant motherfucker ever to live.'"

He continues to grin, half-smug, half self-effacing.

"That first part might be an exaggeration, but the brilliant motherfucker bit is true. Here, I'm just Co-head of Engineering. Did you get your Omnicom yet?"