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Luis Sera ([personal profile] notlewis) wrote in [community profile] trans_92009-09-16 04:22 pm

What does this button do? [open]

Luis had already been all over the medical bay, poking and prodding at things, messing with the tools and generally trying to get a sense of what all new toys he'd have to play with if the opportunity arose. The presence of patients made him feel guilty and he ended up stepping out after the wounded from the little skirmish had been brought in (besides, Leon's one friend was extremely hot and Luis felt like leering at her while she was unconscious was extremely creepy.)

That brought him to the special weapons division down the hall. An engineering department... seemed there were no general science labs. That was a shame. Oh well, he'd have to make do with two massive rooms full of fun and interesting scientific tools that he had no idea how to use, but very, very much wanted to learn.

You could find the self-proclaimed Spanish Stallion of Science putting his hands on literally everything in the special weapons division this afternoon, highly engrossed in his work of doing nothing productive but dreaming of all the science he could be up to in here.

[identity profile] brainy-bot.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
It isn't readily obvious, but there's someone in the room already, half buried under what seems to be some smoking wreckage that may or may not have been the bizarre offspring of a bench and some alien technology. Or just a failed experiment post-explosion.

After a moment, a head pokes out of the mess at an angle that seems impossible when compared to what can be seen of the body, and Brainy says, "can you find me the--"

Then it occurs to him that he hasn't seen this person around before. He makes a note to start regularly updating his internal files on the crew, as this is starting to get annoying, and eyes the newcomer with a sceptical look. "Are you supposed to be in here?"

[identity profile] brainy-bot.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
"Pinto?" Brainy frowns. All he's able to get from the term is a specific type of horse with distinctive markings, which, unless whoever this is is also delusional, isn't likely to be what was meant.

"I'm not sure what you mean... And as for the smoke," he glances away guiltily, "I had some... problems with my work earlier. But it's under control now."

[identity profile] brainy-bot.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes, I work here, obviously," Brainy says sarcastically, "since I appear to be working here right now in fact." After a moments work, he manages to pull himself out from under the wreckage and looks the stranger up and-- well, mostly up. Brainy's human form is on the short side.

"Who are you?" he asks pointedly, "and are you supposed to be poking around with other people's work?" He's been told off for exactly that, so clearly no one else should be allowed to get away with it.

[identity profile] brainy-bot.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
"You're the Chief Science Officer?" Brainy asks in disbelief. He doesn't say it, but there's a very obvious unspoken addition of 'when I'm right here?' His gaze hardens into one of suspicion. "On whose authority?"

[identity profile] brainy-bot.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"I see," Brainy says flatly. "So you're new to this situation? But I'm sure you must have extensive scientific experience, correct?"

Appearances can be deceiving, he tells himself. Surely there must be some reason that this man would be promoted to such a position at such short notice over two twelfth-level intellects. He is so going to complain to someone about this.

"But yes, I suppose if you should take a look around the 'office' at any rate," he grinds out. "Though I wasn't aware that included going through your colleagues' projects."

[identity profile] brainy-bot.livejournal.com 2009-09-18 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
"So you're telling me that you're the head of the science division, and you only have basic - most likely archaic - understanding of actual science?" His eyes narrow slightly. "Clearly there's been some sort of error in the system," he mutters.

He continues to watch the other man suspiciously. "Considering they're projects and many of us work here, I find it hard to believe you didn't at least consider that they might belong to someone. And as for what that is," he says, assuming he's talking about the machine currently being examined, "well, I'm certain my explaining it in detail would go over your head."

[identity profile] brainy-bot.livejournal.com 2009-09-18 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Self-proclaimed understanding of biology, pharmacology, and engineering or not, unless this man also came from some time in the future, Brainiac 5 doubted that he'd be of any use whatsoever in the Special Weapons Division, let alone as head of the area.

"Of course there's no hard feelings," he says, and frost could crystallise on his words for how cold his voice is. "After all, I'm sure you possess either the skill or ingenuity required to fulfil the demands of the job. In fact, I'm sure a simple question - what the ancillary flux differential of tachyon-derived shielding is, for example - would be proof enough that I'm mistaken in my doubts. Don't you agree?"

[identity profile] brainy-bot.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
That does it. Brainiac 5 turns away from the pretence of working on his (rather scorched) experiment and stalks over to glare up at the supposed head of the division. "What I'm so... annoyed about," he snaps, "is that apparently someone or something has chosen the least qualified person possible to oversee this division. You admit to knowing little about what might actually be useful here, and you're clearly not from a technologically advanced time period."

He folds his arms, unconsciously mimicking the other man. "I can't help but wonder if perhaps you weren't given the position to help at all," he says suspiciously.

[identity profile] brainy-bot.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm not arguing that you've been assigned to that role," Brainy answers, "just wondering exactly why you were picked out of the number of people with more experience both here and in their own times and dimensions. And who made the choice."

He turns away, ignoring the offered Omnicom and heading back towards his what's left of his workspace. "Especially considering I'm a twelfth-level intellect, and there's two of me on board. If anyone is qualified for this..." It would most likely be his counterpart, due to his being older and having been here longer. But still. He could have lived with that more easily than this 'Luis'.

[identity profile] brainy-bot.livejournal.com 2009-09-20 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
Brainiac 5 gives a huge, over the top, exasperated sigh. "You're on Stacy, which is some kind of vast ship that has seen fit to abduct people from different places in space and time and store them in the pod chambers. Occasionally she releases groups of us, claiming we're needed for some kind of advanced purpose and not really explaining anything beyond that. Sometimes we're sent out on missions, though I don't believe anyone has figured out why as of yet."

He pauses, looking over the remains of his experiments and trying to remember when it was last he took a break from working. Deciding that the answer is 'too long', he turns back to address Luis once more. "Congratulations, you now know about as much as anyone else does. If you have any other questions, I'd suggest taking them up with the Captain, who you may have noticed on the command list. Unlike certain other people there, he seems to be actually qualified for his job."

Checking that he isn't leaving anything important behind, Brainiac 5 heads for the door. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have other places to be."