"Zombies are terrible at everything but shuffling and moaning unless the bodies they're made from were enhanced by something before they died, in my experience." Doc replied. "My life would be so much easier if they weren't real, but at least where I'm from they totally were."

"I think we've got some small samples around somewhere. I've made all kinds of records, personally." He thought about it for a moment. "They're all full of medical jargon and me doodling things but you can have a look at them if your REALLY bored."