"Hey! What's it to you lady?" she replied with all of the wonderful tact Lash was known for (that is none whatsoever). "I'll have you know I handled all sorts of naked and dead bodies back at home and I can totally carry a guy for the most part. But you know..." she turned at Zouichi again.

"If someone hadn't tried to just up and attacked, he wouldn't be this hurt." If you listened closely you could almost hear Lash caring there. A little bit. Kinda. It's not like she did. Honestly. She may have tightened that piece of tissue around his head a little harder than intended.

"Besides, what's with you caring about how I end up carrying him anyway?"

Lash, you were officially an idiot.