Clearly the wedding had gone too well. Billy had been happy and free for once in his life! The big crowds had stayed away, no one embarrassed him too much, and he'd even had a wedding night. This morning was going to be the start of the honeymoon, even!

Not if GLaDOS had anything to say about it, though. He crashed into a very familiar wall, listening in dismay. Worse yet, a simple kiss wouldn't be enough to escape this time.

"Again, she's not interested in valid science. Just torment." He pressed the heel of his hand against the wall, trying to seal in the bubbling rage. What awful timing.