"Ah, yes, well, I certainly would be the last person to question the faith of another," the priest said in a cheerful manner, "but, well, you DID just step out of the holiest of holies, the inner sanctum of our god, just as we were pleading for aid from the Great One, may His simple machines never become overly complex." The priest bowed in reverence at his own words.

"Ah, but! A fearsome Eyesore has taken up residence in the lower bowels of our home. We have not the power or strength to vanquish it! We beg of you, heroes who have come in the name of our god (despite apparently worshiping a different god entirely), help us! Do so and we shall gladly grant you whatsoever you seek!"