If Zetta were a normal guy, or even had any slightest illusions that he was dating a normal girl, sure that might have been weird or even disappointing. But Zetta had known exactly what she planned to do with the thing the moment he started carving it apart, and he also knew that when offered the choice between stupid jewelry or weapon components, she'd value the latter more highly, and be that much more grateful for the gift.

"I'll try to get you a real one sometime," he said, watching the Prinnies flailing and trying to deploy the live preservers, which were in fact actually giant candy circles that slowly dissolved in the water.