Oh Lash, you were bringing the most important thing to the Netherworld: yourself.

"That was my point. Also it'd be pretty hard to run around the battlefield in a dress. Unless you did that dramatic 'rip the dress up the side' thing like they do in action flicks, but... why would you wear a dress onto the battlefield if you were just going to rip it, anyway?"

Zetta happened to notice what a mess he'd made of his outfit, and with a thought banished the soup stains and smears so he looked fully dapper again. "There'll be plenty of time for inventions, though. No doubts there."