So of course Mindy felt the least horrible about any of this: in fact, she was actually a little amused at the reactions everyone was having. Heh, morons. She already was draping Ruffnut over her back, and super glad the hooligan was so skinny.

"Well these guys will be better soon, and you, well, you'll get over it. You're a bad ass demon, right? I'm sure you've been through worse. And there are worse than things than having a fucking kick ass former villain scientist as a girlfriend."