Sparkle Shimmer Bang! Part 1: Upside Down Smiles

[cityship]

||Attention, Attention. The following personnel please report to the Observation Deck. Attention, Attention. The following personnel please report to the Observation Deck.

Doctor McNinja
Alastirra
Guru Clef
Miyako Inoue
Kanoe Zouichi
Jiraiya
Remus Lupin
Shoutarou Hidari
Sayaka Miki
Starfire ||

When the called crew members were assembled at the Observation Deck, they would find the usual mission information displayed on the screen.

Planet Designation: Sweetdream Paradise
Status: Terrestrial, H-class
Non-sentient life: Extensive flora and fauna
Semi-sentient life: Yes
Sentient life: Yes
Water: 70.2% of planet's surface
Climate: Earth-like
Landscape: Varies
Air: Normoxic concentration: 31% oxygen, 60% nitrogen, 2% xenon, 4% trace gases, such as hydrogen, krypton, and argon.
Air Pressure: 93.8 kPa (kilopascals) = 13.6 psi (pounds per square inch)
Sky: Pink.
Sun: Class G yellow star
Warnings: None.
Mission: Check the stability of the capital city of Gummiring. Dispatch of any threats encountered.

It was a nice, fluffy planet with a nice, fluffy name. Bound to be as nice as Happy Happy Fun World, right?

Comments

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

Ten girls in the hospital, ten girls in the Militia. Coincidence?

"Er... what exactly does this Pain Posse want from you? Money? Concessions?"

[wantstobebatman.livejournal.com]

"And did they give themselves that horrible name or did the media?"

[perverttoadsage.livejournal.com]

Jiraiya could only agree with the 'horrible naming' opinion.

[cityship]

"Yup, monsters. They're out to cause pain, mostly. It's in the name. Some kook who calls herself Captain Ripades sends 'em out when she's bored. Seems it's every Tuesday." And today was Tuesday, lucky them!

"They don't talk. Ripades does the talking, and...once you hear her, you'll never want to hear it again. Trust me on that one. Ever heard a chalkboard screech? It's like that."