Sparkle Shimmer Bang! Part 1: Upside Down Smiles
||Attention, Attention. The following personnel please report to the Observation Deck. Attention, Attention. The following personnel please report to the Observation Deck.
Doctor McNinja
Alastirra
Guru Clef
Miyako Inoue
Kanoe Zouichi
Jiraiya
Remus Lupin
Shoutarou Hidari
Sayaka Miki
Starfire ||
When the called crew members were assembled at the Observation Deck, they would find the usual mission information displayed on the screen.
Planet Designation: Sweetdream Paradise
Status: Terrestrial, H-class
Non-sentient life: Extensive flora and fauna
Semi-sentient life: Yes
Sentient life: Yes
Water: 70.2% of planet's surface
Climate: Earth-like
Landscape: Varies
Air: Normoxic concentration: 31% oxygen, 60% nitrogen, 2% xenon, 4% trace gases, such as hydrogen, krypton, and argon.
Air Pressure: 93.8 kPa (kilopascals) = 13.6 psi (pounds per square inch)
Sky: Pink.
Sun: Class G yellow star
Warnings: None.
Mission: Check the stability of the capital city of Gummiring. Dispatch of any threats encountered.
It was a nice, fluffy planet with a nice, fluffy name. Bound to be as nice as Happy Happy Fun World, right?
Doctor McNinja
Alastirra
Guru Clef
Miyako Inoue
Kanoe Zouichi
Jiraiya
Remus Lupin
Shoutarou Hidari
Sayaka Miki
Starfire ||
When the called crew members were assembled at the Observation Deck, they would find the usual mission information displayed on the screen.
Planet Designation: Sweetdream Paradise
Status: Terrestrial, H-class
Non-sentient life: Extensive flora and fauna
Semi-sentient life: Yes
Sentient life: Yes
Water: 70.2% of planet's surface
Climate: Earth-like
Landscape: Varies
Air: Normoxic concentration: 31% oxygen, 60% nitrogen, 2% xenon, 4% trace gases, such as hydrogen, krypton, and argon.
Air Pressure: 93.8 kPa (kilopascals) = 13.6 psi (pounds per square inch)
Sky: Pink.
Sun: Class G yellow star
Warnings: None.
Mission: Check the stability of the capital city of Gummiring. Dispatch of any threats encountered.
It was a nice, fluffy planet with a nice, fluffy name. Bound to be as nice as Happy Happy Fun World, right?
POST-BRIEFING MINGLE/OBS DECK
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"Threats? This is not a paradise anymore?" If it ever was. Oh well---they were launching into battle uninformed. She would survive.
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"On the other hand, 'Happy Happy Fun World' didn't turn out bad, and there's at least a known possibility of danger."
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Really, it sounded like something out of a little girl's cartoon, to say the absolute least.
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"You do not look happy. Is something wrong?"
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The Farseer frowned a little at that.
"I do hope that I do not trouble any of the locals." She forgot that on occasion people mistook her for a demon.
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"PINK sky? Is their water pink too? ... does anyone else feel like they're about to go play Barbie Horse Adventure?"
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Doc sighed. "I probably shouldn't complain, this sounds a lot less diplomatic and morally grey than the last mission I went on."
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Re: POST-BRIEFING MINGLE/OBS DECK
"Or perhaps something from one of those odd cartoons..." Hawkmon noted.
"...are you implying something?" she asked her partner.
"Of course not."
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