Jiraiya, on the other hand, handled this like a true man.

By which we mean that the minute he realized, looking at his fellow male comrades that he'd end up in sparkles and bows and who knew what else that came with being handed the powers, he made this strange face and ran out of there like it was going out of style.

Smooth, Jiraiya, smooth. (Don't worry he'll be back. Later.)