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cityship ([personal profile] cityship) wrote in [community profile] trans_92011-11-01 05:43 pm

Multiverse's Next Top Model: Hoodwinked!

Stacy sends out the call for certain crew members to present themselves at the decks. Once they are all rounded up, they are presented with the following information before being shuffled off into a shuttle to the nearby plant.

Planet Designation: Exotic Location
Status: Terrestrial.
Non-sentient life: Wild flora and fauna has been all much eliminated by homo sapiens. Domesticated flora and fauna present in limited quantities.
Semi-Sentient Life: Yes.
Sentient Life: Homo Sapiens.
Water: 89.3% of the planet's surface.
Climate: Earth-like
Landscape: Dense cities on all land masses except 'photo shoot' regions.
Air: Normoxic concentration.
Air Pressure: 89.6 kPa = 13 psi
Sky: Orange, with variable cloud cover.
Sun: A class G2V, white star.
Mission: Diplomatic mission with ruler Tyrant Banks for 'confidential, fierce information regarding the Ohm'.


The shuttle takes the scenic route, passing over cities filled with skyscrapers and billboards the size of small towns. Finally, it lands on the outskirts of one city, between the downtown and the beach. The shuttle docks, and the doors open to a room with black walls and a single flatscreen television at the far end. No doors are in sight.

On the television, a black and white PowerPoint seems to have been set up. It reads:

TYRANTMAIL,

Your welcome gift will be a real heavenly surprise!

Fiercely in Love,
Tyrant


The message is accompanied by a jpeg of Tyrant Banks riding a motorcycle in the tundra while wearing a bikini. She looks incredibly fierce.

[identity profile] re-engineer.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think there are some worlds where those shoes would legally qualify as stilts." Angie had 'dressed down' since they'd arrived at the house. What that meant, practically, was that the silver armor had retracted from her head, neck and hands. "Though I'm not sure there's anything that would save that dress from being a disaster. Though the crystals have an interesting structure to them."

Yes, the scientist had homed in on the crystalline growths.
bequiet_hescreamed: The rest of the picture is amazing - he's sitting at the rim of a huge smoking crater and you can SEE HIS PANTS (only appears tranquil)

[personal profile] bequiet_hescreamed 2011-11-06 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
"They do, don't they?" Clef poked at them; he could only imagine that their weight would cause the dress to hang strangely. "We had some like this at home."

[identity profile] re-engineer.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
"That must be fascinating." No sarcasm here. Angie really was interested. She reached out, brushing her fingers over the crystals. "It's not the general crystalline structure. But I think that's partly because it doesn't use carbon as a building base."

Chemical analysis of the dress was a lot more interesting than this stupid competition. To Angie, at least.