For once, this was part of Earth culture that Vala actually had some knowledge of. Second hand knowledge due to the time she spent as a host, so the memories were only sketchy, but she knew enough to know what the theme park was supposedly all about.

She dropped the plastic necklace she was holding up to the light in disgust. Even she couldn't pass this garbage off as anything of value, it was worthless even for a con, and even Vala Mal Doran would have morality issues selling it at these prices.

"I think you mistook me for somebody gullible and completely stupid," Vala smiled caustically at the girl and looked back towards Daniel who was standing slack jawed looking as if someone had slapped him across the face.

"I can only assume the Jungle Cruise has about much credence as that movie about aliens, you know the one with the guys in suits with sunglasses?"