"Sounds dangerous," Hit Girl said. "And if you actually think that, then I guess I better train even harder. I'm not the kind of person who wants to be taken out by a guy like him: I have a rep to uphold too, you know."

She nodded. "Yeah, and also, you go door to door and say 'Trick or Treat' and people give you candy for being in costume. You don't get a more awesome holiday then that. And there would be plenty of other weird people there too."

Hit Girl shook her head. "Hey, I'm good at detecting bullshit (and making it up). Besides, its not a horrible thing. I'm not going to go report it to a billion people. I know how to keep a secret."