Ok, she had heard a lot of stuff on the ship, but this definitely took the cake. How the hell were Irish farmers able to become ninjas when ninjas were supposed to have originated in Japan? He was even saying stuff like "shuriken" which was obviously a Japanese word...
Comics. That was it. More impossible things from alternate universes, so why would she turn her nose at something like Irish ninjas?
Because it was fucking crazy. Yes, Stacy, dig her a deeper whole of shit that shouldn't make sense that just DID.
"OK, I'm not going to bother trying to figure out why all of this sounds insane: you would probably just think I was the one that was pulling hairs. So there's a dude called Ben Franklin that gave you the tech that had you get all that information. Your sidekick was probably good with the guns, but I sorta had to be or I'd die. No powers, just will and the ability to use deadly force."
Oh good, THAT much she could do. That, and she had the artifact out anyway, so she may as well use it. She closed her eyes, and a moment later they were aboard a simple sailboat, three massive ships in the distance. She looked at them hard a moment, in her mind measuring the distance and time before kicking the motor up, getting a bit closer. Then she flexed her hands one had Zetta's gun, the other her artifact. She took aim, though it hardly looked that way, and fired at the first ship with Zetta's, and the artifact gun's ammo went for the other ship.
She wasn't guessing: it looked as if she had known exactly that it would hit. What McNinja had not expected, likely, was the very big explosion that happened simultaneously, downing each ship in an engulfing flame.
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Comics. That was it. More impossible things from alternate universes, so why would she turn her nose at something like Irish ninjas?
Because it was fucking crazy. Yes, Stacy, dig her a deeper whole of shit that shouldn't make sense that just DID.
"OK, I'm not going to bother trying to figure out why all of this sounds insane: you would probably just think I was the one that was pulling hairs. So there's a dude called Ben Franklin that gave you the tech that had you get all that information. Your sidekick was probably good with the guns, but I sorta had to be or I'd die. No powers, just will and the ability to use deadly force."
Oh good, THAT much she could do. That, and she had the artifact out anyway, so she may as well use it. She closed her eyes, and a moment later they were aboard a simple sailboat, three massive ships in the distance. She looked at them hard a moment, in her mind measuring the distance and time before kicking the motor up, getting a bit closer. Then she flexed her hands one had Zetta's gun, the other her artifact. She took aim, though it hardly looked that way, and fired at the first ship with Zetta's, and the artifact gun's ammo went for the other ship.
She wasn't guessing: it looked as if she had known exactly that it would hit. What McNinja had not expected, likely, was the very big explosion that happened simultaneously, downing each ship in an engulfing flame.