Because his hair was fabulous, would you wear a hat against that hair.

"Oh oh. Not Punchy saving my life. I meant Jake. Punchy's uh...special, from what I've read on him in the coms anyway." She gave a shrug again. "But long story short, Hawke and I got kicked out of Black Hole cause Hawke snooped around and found the new boss was actually using the crystals not just to rebuild armies but to try and achieve immortality."