"Yes, sir. I'll get right on it." He paused. "Is the magic when the abandoned mine is haunted and ghosts chase you out? I thought it was more about wizards and unicorns."

What were you going to do with the shampoo bottles, Howard? How did that fit into your sinister criminal activities?

"Ah. Well, why don't you ask Lash for some pointers? I'm sure she could decipher them for you."