"Well. He's about as loud as the ShamWow guy." She snorts a bit, having made one of the greatest understatements of the day. She'd almost made a joke about two free torture sessions with every purchase, but somehow it seems like the wrong time to make light of such things.

Even if she wants very badly to make light of such things.

"I thought I was supposed to come home right at the height of partying and you were supposed to stammer out that you don't know where all these people came from, and possibly they're robbing our house. With streamers and alcohol."