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What Some Take For Magic At First Glance [Opentastic]
Howard has avoided The Warehouse entirely for the last few days. Something about wandering around in it alone seems like a profoundly unsettling prospect. Even when he returns to it, he decides it's a better idea to work out in the front yard than actually lounge around the living room.
Today's project is a roller fridge. Having found three sets of identical rollerblades (for someone with six legs? Or just three right feet?), Howard's set to dismantling them and fixing them to a mini-refrigerator he found in an unclaimed house down the tracks. He eventually plans on recalibrating the fridge into a freezer and attaching a handle to drag it to and from Hydroponics, but actually putting wheels on it seems to be the most difficult task so far.
After several failed attempts to use a candle-lighter to weld some sort of axle on, Howard gets a drill and an extension cord out. The sound of the drill upsets the cat, whom he's zipped into an old backpack, bar her head. He doesn't want her to run off onto the tracks, after all, or leave her alone in the house, and despite all the random junk he's accumulated, he hasn't yet found a small leash or collar.
She growls at him and struggles to free herself, but he routinely calms her down with cat treats and a sock full of catnip when the noise scares her too much. To keep her attention, he slips one of the cat treats up his sleeve and out of sight. That's just sleight of hand.
The fridge, on the other hand, may require more creativity. He sits with the backpack full of cat on his lap, chewing on a hangnail, trying to figure out how exactly he's going to give it wheels that can swivel.
Today's project is a roller fridge. Having found three sets of identical rollerblades (for someone with six legs? Or just three right feet?), Howard's set to dismantling them and fixing them to a mini-refrigerator he found in an unclaimed house down the tracks. He eventually plans on recalibrating the fridge into a freezer and attaching a handle to drag it to and from Hydroponics, but actually putting wheels on it seems to be the most difficult task so far.
After several failed attempts to use a candle-lighter to weld some sort of axle on, Howard gets a drill and an extension cord out. The sound of the drill upsets the cat, whom he's zipped into an old backpack, bar her head. He doesn't want her to run off onto the tracks, after all, or leave her alone in the house, and despite all the random junk he's accumulated, he hasn't yet found a small leash or collar.
She growls at him and struggles to free herself, but he routinely calms her down with cat treats and a sock full of catnip when the noise scares her too much. To keep her attention, he slips one of the cat treats up his sleeve and out of sight. That's just sleight of hand.
The fridge, on the other hand, may require more creativity. He sits with the backpack full of cat on his lap, chewing on a hangnail, trying to figure out how exactly he's going to give it wheels that can swivel.
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"How's your head?" He taps the center of his forehead, where a brand would have been had he been a clone. It's not really out of concern so much as to cue Jr. into the fact that he's not the only one who had something to bother him back on Galilee.
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He leaned over, making sure to put more weight onto his left leg (his right felt more or less better, but he still wasn't chancing anything) as he slipped his hands underneath the fridge. "What are you even doing with this thing, anyway?"
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He slides the wedge in underneath, although he notices that Jr. is favoring one leg. "Making a roller fridge." I mean, duh, Jr. Why else would he have roller skates, a candle-lighter, a cat and a fridge out here? "Why?"
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"A ... roller fridge?" He raised both eyebrows. "The heck is a roller fridge supposed to do?"
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"Me not being much of a mechanic aside, I've never even seen ones like this before. It looks a little old."
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Jr. was still a bit iffy on talking about much more than that. From what it sounded like, there were all sorts of weird and different timelines, so it might not ever come true in their universe ... but still. Saying 'oh, well Earth is kind of gone and lost' might have unnerved people all the same.
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He tilted his head slightly. "What do you mean by that? If you're on it, wouldn't it ... exist?" The way he worded that was that confused him.
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Howard shrugs. "Honestly, we're not totally sure. A whole bunch of us thought we were in a separate dimension. Some kids thought we been zapped into Hell or Purgatory or something. I think we were still on Earth, but no one really knows."
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"And you came here before you could figure that out?" It sounded almost like that, from what Howard said. "Separate dimension sounds a little more fun than the other two."
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"Pretty much. All we know is that everything about it sucks. Stacy grabbed me right after we had our first rain in over a year."
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He blinked, almost as if he heard what Howard said wrong. "A year?" He'd been on all sorts of different planets, and a lot of them did vary on abundance and lack of certain weather patterns, but never by that much. "That does sound pretty suck."
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"Yeah, really. Try getting a bunch of middle schoolers to grow crops without rain. It's not easy."
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"Maybe you'll get some more frequent rain if it happened right before you came here."
Jeez I am just a typomonger today.
He shrugs. "Probably not. We killed the little kid who brought the rain, soooo...."
He puts a hand out. "Not me 'we', obviously."
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And with Howard's little correction to the whole rain thing ... well that brought two questions immediately to Jr.'s mind. "Why would anybody kill someone like that? And uh ... what do you mean, brought the rain?"
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He rolls his eyes. "Because some genius thought 'hey, that kid can make it rain' meant 'maybe we can bust out of this fishbowl we live in if we throw him off a building to get eaten by bugs'. Common freaking sense is kind of a rare resource where I'm from."
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Jr. let out a sarcastic snort, shaking his head. "Lack of common sense is sadly a common trait in places where it shouldn't be..."
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