"Hey, I hear bird patterns are really fashionable. It wasn't really an insult." He points over to someone else. "That person, on the other hand, looks like they fell face-first into a tub of glitter."

Although somehow, he imagines Kaya will enjoy his snarking on people less than he enjoys it. "Anyway, I'm just saying, if I was in a really bad mood, I'd be a lot ruder." She should know him well enough for that.

"Unfortunately for you, you're not going to see me in a skirt anytime soon. Wah wah, so sad." He winks. "We can petition someone to lower all the shelves back at the workplace."