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Howard Bassem ([personal profile] iselldrugstothecommunity) wrote in [community profile] trans_9 2011-08-04 02:15 pm (UTC)

"Yep. He's going to freak when he wakes up in the snot again." Not that waking up naked and covered in slime doesn't freak out most people, but honestly if he had the choice, Howard would rather be repodded than GLaDOSed. Running mazes while being taunted with food just seems like it'd be the quickest way to throw him completely out of his gourd. "I guess I got a cat out of it, at least. Her name's Emergency Rations."

He raises his eyebrows. "Forced marriage? That sounds...oh God, that sounds so awkward. You can't be much older than me. Is that even legal?" Well, he guesses dinosaur gladiator rings probably wouldn't be legal most places either, but Epicurea had provided that. And he's grateful for the distraction onto Tim's experiences.

"Yeah. Total, total clusterfuck. I'm thinking if Stacy just blew that planet to tiny pieces, she'd be doing the multiverse a favor."

He's kidding. Kind of.

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