"Is that a talking book?" The guards asked, confused. It was easy to see the clone symbols on their foreheads now. "Probably came from those weird aliens that came in a few days ago." Yeap. Here, or at least in this mall, they were aliens. Aliens stealing things. Again, he held up his gun at them.

"Listen here buddy. We live this mall. It's our job to protect it."

"Protect it through snow and hail! Rain or shine! Aliens and uh...non aliens!"

"So you might be one of them otherworldly invaders, but you aren't gonna get rid of us that easily. Over...something and Wunderbread the two of you are."

Lash just stared at them, not sure how angry she should be about this or the fact she knew that these two guys were going to get a dose of reality very, very soon.