"Should I make a list? I've been kidnapped, people keep telling me that the universe has been destroyed and that I'm supposed to fight a war - do I look like a solider to you? - and all I've got with me is a wedding dress and box full of stationary! How about for starters, you try telling me what on earth I'm supposed to do? Or should I just stand here and look pretty?"

Donna looked River up and down, before finally settling her with a level look. "Donna. Donna Noble," she said.