"A long time. It's hard to keep track of the time here, but a few months, at least. Maybe a year? For most of the time Karen and I were being tested by this A.I. called GLaDOS..." Ugh. Just that memory was irritating enough.

"Karen is in our room. I thought it'd be safer there... Last time there was a podpop, a naked, skinless man with his brain exposed burst in and declared himself the ruler of the ship. He turned out not to be much of a threat, but better safe than sorry."