Somehow, Marco managed to raise his eyebrow even higher. "Yeah, cool like old men in daggy sweatpants." He put on the hat anyway - yep, he definitely looked like an idiot - cause hey, if it had a shield, at least it could be useful.

With his silly had and weird-looking gun, Marco started moving off into the forest. Taking Bart's advice of "shoot anything that moves", he quickly shot a weird green squirrel-thing that was bounding through the trees. The squirrel-thing exploded, leaving behind a floating stick of broccoli. He stared at it.

"Okay, please don't tell me that the broccoli are the extra lives or something. Because that would just be cruel, man."