"Why would I attack her? And with what? We're all in the same situation here, officer." He kept his hand firmly over his eyes, not looking at either of the naked women, ears red with embarrassment.

"It's not your fault, or any of our fault, breathe, I'm sure they've trousers for us somewhere. Maybe the rest of a uniform. She can't possibly expect us to fight whatever these aliens are without any clothes, right?"

He sincerely hoped so, at least. He and the Doctor were going to have words about rescuing, if this ship expected him to fight a battle naked.