"Well, yeah. On a scale of one to ten, this is probably a seven," Archer says, then pauses. "Point five," he adds.

He doesn't seem too perturbed by the nudity either, but as far as he's concerned, he's got nothing to be ashamed of. If he were to list his best features - and he did, once - several of his body parts would make it onto the top ten. He looks over at the lights on the floor. "So what, we go down the runway and knock on the door?"