Marco paused. "Okay, so maybe you have a point with the giraffes and the platypuses," he conceded. "But they're just two animals. You've got a whole world full of freakishness, from the sounds of it."

Animal Planet? Come on, you were missing the good stuff.

"Yeah, but dude, never mind the animal documentaries. You gotta watch cable! Like Star Trek, and Buffy, and Xena."