"Nutrition's the big one for me. I am all about nutrition." He pats his stomach, which looks a bit comical since he probably only weighs a hundred pounds or so. "You know Lord of the Flies? Think that but with superpowers and mutant animals and dead babies. Also famine, because apparently it takes eating dustbunnies and drinking Listerine before people actually start trying to, you know, grow food. And a really high number of crazies."

"How about you? I'm hoping your story starts with a global pandemic."