Meet N' Greet

[cityship]

Part of the crew might be gone, but life on the ship goes on. In fact, new people have woken up and, eventually, they've been spat out into the mess hall.

Maybe it's better to introduce them to some of the worst aspects of ship life first, right?

Anyway, the word is out that there's new people, and someone should probably go say hello. Before the n00bs mistake the glop for crew.


[ooc: read before tagging, plz]

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[is-gud-dog.livejournal.com]

BANDIT SPEAK MANY HUMAN WORD. KNOW MANY. NOT USE ALWAYS. EASY 4 BANDIT 2 LEARN BUT THINK NOT HUMAN. HUMAN WORD 4 HUMAN THINK. NO DOG WORD 4 DOG THINK. Man he is so bad at explaining abstract concepts that he doesn't quite understand himself.

[thethirdhalfa.livejournal.com]

Dani stared for a few moments before she snapped her fingers in realization. "Ah, I get it! You must be pretty smart, to think like a dog and to think like a human too."

[is-gud-dog.livejournal.com]

BANDIT HAVE LONG TRAINING. DOC-TOR ROSE-ANNE TEACH. ALSO MANY OP-ER-AY-SHUN. MAKE SMART. BANDIT BETTER THAN DOG. He's not quite sure how much of that he can get across. Humans have a tendency to freak out when they hear him speak for the first time, but short of seeing him in action, which is jarring, they always treat him, well, like a dog. Which is fine, up to a point. WHAT B BOSS NAME?

[thethirdhalfa.livejournal.com]

"Still, it's amazing. Bandit's a really cool dog!" Dani said with a bright grin. Luckily for Bandit, it takes a whole heck of a lot to freak out Dani. "I'm Dani. Nice to meet ya, Bandit."

[is-gud-dog.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU. NICE TO MEET U 2. He replies automatically, wagging his tail lightly. WHAT DANI-BOSS HOME LIKE? BIG PACK?

[thethirdhalfa.livejournal.com]

"Not really. Kind of a...uh, I think the term is lone wolf? I'm kind of traveling on my own," Dani said.

[is-gud-dog.livejournal.com]

Bandit doesn't understand human figures of speech. You'll have to forgive him. NO WOLF. DANI-BOSS STRANGE SMELL. NOT WOLF SMELL. NOT HUMAN SMELL. Y STRANGE SMELL?

[thethirdhalfa.livejournal.com]

"Because I'm half ghost. I'm only half human, so...I wouldn't smell like a normal one," Dani said. She wasn't sure how else to really explain it to him.

[is-gud-dog.livejournal.com]

Squinting. He is so confused.

GHOST = DEAD. DANI-BOSS 1/2 DEAD? NOT.

[thethirdhalfa.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, it's kind of half dead, I guess," Dani said, scratching her head. "I...know how to explain it scientifically, but I can't really make it...simple."

[is-gud-dog.livejournal.com]

Bandit shrugs. Whatever, he's aware that there are things in life he'll never grasp. So he might as well roll with it.

IS FINE. IS GUD DANI-BOSS.

[thethirdhalfa.livejournal.com]

Dani smiled and patted Bandit's head, being careful not to touch the device just in case. "And Bandit if a good dog."