"Yo, dawg, I was watching. My weapons got ganked just liked yours by that whack creature," Dark Smoke Puncher said. "No reason to come out if I can keep my cover, know what I'm saying?"

Oh, how he wished. How he WISHED he could talk normally, but if his BROTHER knew he was faking and his PARENTS found out, then there would be QUESTIONS and QUESTIONS lead to CONCLUSIONS about certain things he didn't want his parents to KNOW.

So, sadly, he was still talking like 50-Cent. "And this is how I talk, yo. As my bro just told you, dawg."