For Wash, 'unique experience' was kind of an understatemnt.
He spilled out of the pod in a goopy heap, struggling with his own limbs. The slime made it hard to get coordinated, and even harder to clamber to his feet.
Point the first: he was covered in slime. Point the second: he was naked. Point the third: there was someone talking in his head.
"Zhēn dǎoméi - zhè shì shénme làn dōngxī-" as he continued speaking, it was clear that Wash had a beautifully filthy and broad vocabulary. He might have continued to stay there cursing to himself, but when the guy next to him shook off, glops of slime smacked him in the face. "Hey! Cut that out, I'm already disgusting enough!"
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He spilled out of the pod in a goopy heap, struggling with his own limbs. The slime made it hard to get coordinated, and even harder to clamber to his feet.
Point the first: he was covered in slime. Point the second: he was naked. Point the third: there was someone talking in his head.
"Zhēn dǎoméi - zhè shì shénme làn dōngxī-" as he continued speaking, it was clear that Wash had a beautifully filthy and broad vocabulary. He might have continued to stay there cursing to himself, but when the guy next to him shook off, glops of slime smacked him in the face. "Hey! Cut that out, I'm already disgusting enough!"