Great. Not only was he stuck in some random place with some girl knight, he was stuck in some random place with some girl knight who didn't appreciate his jokes. He was doomed.

"Wait, you worked hard for your shield? What, don't they give you one unless you've done enough pushups?" Marco said, looking dubious. Wasn't a shield supposed to like, give you protection? How the hell was it supposed to do that if they didn't give it to you to actually use?

"Yeah, where else would I be from? Space?"

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