"Wha-t be Stayte? Is li-ke big Sit-tee?"

And yes, Paco. You will need lots of milk and bread for this course.

About ten minutes later, the oddity emerges from the kitchen with a tray balanced carefully on his head. It's got everything there -- a light starter, the spicy-as-hell main course and a creamy custard-like dessert.

Hope you're hungry.