That last thing just got a little laugh. "Waitwaitwaitwait, stay! Stay! This is too entertaining to let go of."

He hadn't had this good a time in a while. For once, someone that actually understood his sarcasm!

"Let me tell you, you really are waving your axe at the empty air, bud. I'd even make a joke about that axe being very, very tiny, but unlike you, I don't make stupid off-base stabs in the dark, I just insult what I see. And what I see--let's see what I see...I see a vapid prettyboy that probably no one actually likes even if they pretend they do. Warm? Cool?"