"Well, Stacy woke us up because there were these pirates that got inside and took control of the ship and were gonna go sell us as slaves or something. So she woke us up to go make them stop," he explains.

"'Cept she couldn't tell us, so it took a really long time for everybody to figure that out. I didn't get to go though," he continues.

Oh man is this licorice? This is licorice! Nom!