Marco rolled his eyes. "No, yelling, "Marco, I'm under the goddamn table," would be much more efficient."

...And of course this is when Claudia had to show up. "This is the friend i was talking about. The one who drank too much." Marco glared at Ax. And then grabbed at Ax's arm again when Ax yanked it out of Marco's hands, and tried to pull him up again.

"The floor is not moving. You are drunk. And if you stay under the table I am going to start kicking you."